In My Head


Monday, July 31, 2006
I sometimes feel like an anomaly because unlike most people I encounter, who brag about how much they spent on various things, I tend to be more vocal about how much I SAVED on my purchases.

I am a bargain shopper, and I wear that badge with pride. I never, ever, ever pay full price for anything. Well, except for food--when it comes to shopping for groceries, I usually overspend because I cook a lot of different recipes. I often wish I had the discipline, time, and inclination to clip coupons from the tons of mailers I get for food products, but I don't.

Otherwise, unless something I want is on sale, I won't buy it. I haggled back and forth with the Toyota dealer on the internet and scored our SUV, brand-new and including all the options we wanted, for less than we ever thought possible. I only buy clothes or shoes when I have special coupons for the stores I like. I even buy most of my perfume on the cheap from eBay. Sure, sometimes the bottles come to me without caps, but who cares? No one sees it but me, and as long as it smells good, capless perfume bottles don't bother me a bit.

As I mentioned earlier, I often feel like the odd girl out in my quest for bargains. Maybe it's the geographical area in which I live and work. Every time I hear "Main Line" I just roll my eyes and groan (no offense, Mainline Mom--I'm not referring to you, and you're not really from the Main Line anyway). The Main Line is a cluster of suburbs that extends west of Philadelphia along the "main line" of the old Pennsylvania Railroad, which is now Route 30. It's an extremely upscale, old-money, WASPy area. I guess it's comparable to Westchester, NY or the Magnificent Mile in Chicago. And don't forget the King of Prussia mall, only fifteen miles from my house and three miles from my office. It's the second largest mall in the US, I think, and it's chock-full of designer stores. This is a place where people dress to the nines just to go shopping. It's ridiculous. Ugh. I avoid that place like the plague.

Many of the people I interact with on a daily basis are snobs, quite frankly. They always find opportunities to work into conversations how much they spent on their gigantic home theatre systems, their McMansions, their Land Rovers, and their black leather boots. I find all of this totally shallow and in very poor taste. I suspect that most people who do this are overcompensating for character flaws or other perceived shortcomings--the whole I-act-superior-because-I-truly-feel-inferior deal. It's so transparent. I feel the same way about people who constantly name-drop brands. Give me a fucking break.

But after thinking about all of this, I've come to the conclusion that maybe my disdain for people like this makes me a reverse snob. The funny thing is, most of the people described in this post are not from the old-money families of Philadelphia. It's the nouveau-riche types (or the wanna-be nouveau-riche) that are the most conspicuously obnoxious around here.

Thoughts?

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Posted by Lori at 7/31/2006 11:31:00 AM |
Sunday, July 30, 2006
You know, I don't usually post on the weekends, but this is so good I had to do it.

Has anyone seen the latest Beyonce Knowles video for her new song "Deja Vu"?

If you have, you MUST think that this girl has finally lost it. The dead eyes, the awful weaves, the "WTF?" wardrobe, the disgusting interaction between Bey and her boyfriend Jay-Z. Oh yes, and the manic dancing. Can't forget the manic, Josephine-Baker-having-a-grand-mal-seizure dancing.

Here's a link to the video on YouTube.

This morning, I found a parody of the video, also on YouTube, here. This is, without question, the funniest thing I have seen since that "Snakes on a Plane" thingie that I linked a few months ago.

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Posted by Lori at 7/30/2006 11:00:00 AM |
Friday, July 28, 2006
The 80s was a pretty good decade to be a kid.

I’ve been thinking a lot about this. I feel bad for kids these days. It seems to me like there are so many more problems for them now than the people of my generation had.

One of my coworkers sends his two kids (ages 4 and just over 1 year) to a very swanky daycare in our area. They’re learning Spanish and Mandarin Chinese. Some of these children have their very own laptop computers. Their parents are already beginning to talk about getting into the “right” colleges. It seems a bit excessive to me. Not to mention downright scary at times.

When I was 4 years old, I went to the pre-K program at our local YMCA. We didn’t learn Mandarin Chinese. We learned how to make homemade applesauce and peanut butter. We put on incredible, heartwrenchingly dramatic productions of “The Little Train That Could.” But mostly, we just played with Legos and Tinker Toys and Lite Brite and Fisher-Price Little People. Because isn’t that what the crux of being a kid is? To play all day long and not have to worry about the real world?

Now I admit that learning Spanish makes sense to a point—after all, I watched a whole lot of Sesame Street when I was a kid and learned how to count to ten in Spanish, along with other random words (“agua” was a big one, if I recall). But Mandarin Chinese? Exactly how will these kids practice speaking Mandarin, anyway? I don’t get it. Maybe the daycares are teaching this now because they believe that someday the Chinese will own all of us. Hee.

Another thing—what’s up with designer clothes for first graders these days? Not to mention those repugnant message t-shirts for little girls. The day I dress my hypothetical kid in a shirt that has “Spoiled Brat” emblazoned in pink sequins across the front is the day I’ll die. I wasn’t even decked out in clothes from The Children’s Place—they were too expensive.

(That was the one store in the mall I used to BEG my mother to take me to. They had a really neat playhouse with a sliding board and a closed-circuit TV that played episodes of “Steampipe Alley” on an endless loop. Yes, that show was hosted by Mario Cantone, way before he was Charlotte’s flamingly gay wedding planner on Sex and the City.)

No, my clothes came from stores like Jefferson Ward (later Bradlees), Clover, and Burlington Coat Factory. I didn’t have pint-sized versions of designer jeans. I didn’t have my own laptop computer. I didn’t have a VCR, or even a television, in my bedroom. I did have a Speak-n-Spell, though. And Alphie. Remember those?

My friends and I didn’t sit around inside all summer to play video games. We were outside playing from the minute breakfast ended until the streetlights came on. Our parents didn’t have to watch us like hawks because it was (or seemed, at least) so much safer back then. Child molesters were something that we saw on after-school specials—not something we had to contend with every day of our lives. The most we worried about was who was going to be “It” when we started an impromptu game of Tag.

Man. I loved being a child of the 80s. You can read a couple of essays here and here that bring back some terrific memories of those times.

Happy Friday!

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Posted by Lori at 7/28/2006 02:26:00 PM |
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Now really, did this come as a shock to ANYONE?

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Posted by Lori at 7/26/2006 01:34:00 PM |
Monday, July 24, 2006
You know, I completely forgot (until reminded by Teri) that I never recapped the Michael Buble (henceforth known as MB for ease of writing) concert I attended a few weeks ago in Hershey, PA.

Some of you readers from way back might remember that my mom and I were originally supposed to see MB at Turning Stone Casino in Syracuse, NY in April. Then, the night before we were going to leave, my grandpa (mom's dad) died. So as you can imagine, it put quite a damper on things, and we never did go to the concert.

A few weeks after that, I was chatting about MB with my boss Tim. He asked me how the concert was, and I reminded him that I didn't go because of my grandfather's death. Then I mentioned that there were several dates added to MB's tour, and that he would be coming to Hershey in July.

"Hershey?" my boss echoed. "My cousin does all their PR stuff. When's he gonna be there?"

I told him that MB would be there the Sunday evening before July 4, but that tickets had not yet gone on sale. After about fifteen minutes and a couple phone calls, my boss's cousin had procured two outstanding tickets for my mom and me. Nineteenth row, center stage. Miraculous!

After I informed my mom that we would again be attempting to see MB in concert, I made a reservation at a cute little motor inn not far from Hersheypark. The plan was that we'd go up early on the concert day, do some sight-seeing and shopping, go to the show, and return home the following day.

On the day of the concert, we headed to Hershey. It only took an hour and a half to get there from Limerick, and my mom drove, which was an unexpected bonus. Unfortunately, we got to the motel thirty minutes before check-in, and they wouldn't let us into our room. No biggie -- we got lunch at a nice little restaurant down the road called Duke's.

After lunch, we checked into our motel and got settled. It was only 3 p.m., so I suggested we visit Chocolate World, which is right across the parking lot from Hersheypark.

We pulled into the enormous lot and found a relatively close spot to Chocolate World's entrance. I jumped out of the car and waited for my mom to get out of the driver's seat. She closed the door and started walking away, just as I noticed a strange noise emanating from underneath the car's hood. I called her over and asked, "Is that the noise your air conditioner makes after you turn off the car?"

She paused and stared at the car, her expression turning quickly from puzzlement to dismay to pure horror.

"I locked my keys in the car!" she wailed. "And the car's still running!"

Well, all I could do for the first few minutes after this declaration was laugh. Not very helpful, I know. Then I somehow managed to calm her down, despite her occasional moans that we were clearly not destined to ever see MB in concert.

Luckily, she had the presence of mind to remember that she had Subaru's roadside assistance. She called the 800 number and within twenty minutes, Subaru had dispatched a local locksmith to help us. It took the guy literally three minutes to break into the car, roll down the passenger window, and reach in to shut the car off. All this with zero damage to her car. Amazing.

After she signed the work order and gave him a very generous tip for his services, we headed into Chocolate World. I really don't have much to say about that trip, since (gasp!) I'm not really a chocolate lover. I bought a lot of junk for my coworkers and for my husband, though.

We returned to our motel, took showers, and got generally gussied up for the show. We stopped at the motel office to ask about restaurants near the concert venue. The woman there told us there was a Red Robin right around the corner from the Giant Center. Long story short, the line of waiting customers at the Red Robin was out the door and around the building. We looked at each other as we drove past and said, "Uh...no."

Instead, we had a lovely dinner at a local biker bar. Yes, you read that right. A biker bar. I have plenty of photos to commemorate that meal, trust me.

After we ate, we hightailed it over to the Giant Center. Now, on to the important stuff:

- Our seats were indeed awesome.
- The female to male ratio of attendees was about 8 to 1. But there were many more younger women there than I thought there'd be. A lot of teenagers, actually.
- MB's opener was a fellow Canuck named Jan Arden. I had no idea who she was until she sung the one and only hit she's ever had, a little ditty called "Insensitive." I remember this song because they played it every single night on a now-defunct radio program called "Between the Sheets" on 104.5 FM about ten years ago. She was damn funny, though. If the music thing doesn't work out for her, she could definitely be a stand-up comedienne.
- MB is as cute as puppies! And funny too!
- There was a lot of audience interaction, which I think makes a good concert great. At one point, he jumped off the stage and went running back to the furthest rows of spectators, shaking their hands, giving hugs and kisses to people, and posing for pictures with them as his band played. That was definitely one of the best aspects of his show.
- He also has quite the potty mouth. I think my mom was a little disappointed by that. I was just surprised -- he sang all these retro standards but then he swore like a sailor while interacting with the audience between songs. It was unexpected.
- He allows, and even encourages, people to take pictures of him onstage. I spent a good twenty minutes at the base of the stage, with MB just an arm's length from me, snapping his photo. This is one of those times I really wish I had a digital camera. Or even just a scanner. I have some fantastic pictures of him looking directly into my camera and singing -- I was literally standing at his feet. I think that's the closest I've ever physically been to a famous person.
- He ended the show by singing a cappella WITH HIS MIKE TURNED OFF. Boy's got a real set of lungs on him. The audience was dead quiet and he really projected all the way to the back of the house. Very impressive.

Overall, the show was way more entertaining than I had anticipated. Initially, the only reason I went to this concert was because I knew how much my mom wanted to see him, but I wound up having a really great time. I would even go to see him again!

Plus, my mother will never be able to live down locking her keys in her (running) car. That little incident will provide plenty of comedic fodder for months, perhaps even years, to come...

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Posted by Lori at 7/24/2006 01:30:00 PM |
Thursday, July 20, 2006
Damn Blogger. Hopefully it will let me post a nice little picture of the Hotness that is:

5. Chris Meloni -- late of Oz, best known for playing Detective Elliot Stabler on Law & Order: SVU. This man SMOLDERS. I love how worked up he gets on SVU when he's interrogating sexual deviants. Plus, I've seen him naked (full frontal baby!) on Oz almost as often as I've seen my husband naked. Oooooh, yeah.



And just because I feel bad for not being able to fit him in on my first Top 5 post, I'm posting a second photo of him here. Chris, don't say I never did anything for you, honey.



Holy crap.

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Posted by Lori at 7/20/2006 05:56:00 PM |
Just because I wanted to add some pretty, pretty pictures...

1. Joaquin. What can I say? He's perfect. The sad thing? I briefly dated a guy in the late 90s who bore an absolutely UNCANNY resemblance to him. Wah!



2. Dave Grohl. He's funny. He's talented. He seriously rawks, dude. He could write songs about his undying love for me and sing them to me every night.



3. Matt Damon. Specifically, Matt Damon as Jason Bourne. Damn was he hot in those movies! Those biceps! Those pecs! Those tight shirts! Another one who reminds me of someone in my dating history...especially his little pug nose and heavy brow.



4. Keanu Reeves. An oldie-but-goody. My love for Keanu started when I saw him in Point Break. And who could forget his appearance in Paula Abdul's "Rush Rush" video? Sigh. My adoration was cemented when Speed came out. I would love to be handcuffed to a pole in a subway car with him. Or stuck on a bus going 55 mph. He's been looking a little bloated lately, but hey, I still wouldn't kick him outta my bed.



For some reason, Blogger doesn't like my last pick, so he will get his own post next...

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Posted by Lori at 7/20/2006 05:26:00 PM |
Since I was a little girl, I have had a keen interest in language. I began to teach myself how to read at about age 3. English was always my favorite subject, at least until I reached high school, at which point I began taking formal Spanish lessons. Accents particularly fascinate me. I often listen carefully to people and try to guess where they live, or at least where they were raised.

So it should come as no surprise that I absolutely ADORE hearing British people speak. I could listen for hours on end. Sadly, there is a dearth of Brits in my life, so when I come upon one I am especially delighted. One such person is our cats' veterinarian, Dr. Nicol. Every time I bring Bailey and Sebastian to the vet for their check-up, I make sure to request him. The Huz thinks I'm crazy.

Last week, I took the cats in for their rabies and distemper shots. As Dr. Nicol carefully inspected them and took their vitals, I stood across the exam table from him, completely entranced as he spoke, with a silly grin plastered across my face. He probably thinks I'm crazy, too.

Yesterday, I received a follow-up phone call from Dr. Nicol about the results of Bailey's blood test. I can't say that I remember much of the actual content of our discussion. I sat at my desk and murmured "mmm-hmm" and "okay" as he spoke. I must have looked like quite a sight, because after I hung up the phone, one of my coworkers asked me what was so funny. Apparently I was grinning like an idiot again.

Then The Huz called. When I mentioned that the vet had called about Bailey's blood test, he wanted to know the outcome.

"Uh...I think he said it was fine," I responded.

"What? You don't know what the results were?" The Huz demanded. "Why not?"

So naturally I had to break down and confess that I didn't remember a thing about our conversation. I just remembered how it sounded! Which, to my Anglophilic ears, was perfectly lovely.

PS - This love does not extend to Americans imitating a British accent, unless they are REALLY good at it. Example: Renee Zellweger in Bridget Jones' Diary was good. Outstanding, in fact. Madonna, not so much. And Joaquin, my darling, your accent in Gladiator was atrocious. Sorry, luv.

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

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Friday, July 14, 2006
Floor seats, fifteenth row, baby!!




They're kicking off the U.S. leg of their world tour in Philadelphia!

Could this summer get any better?

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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

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Wednesday, July 05, 2006
This may be the best website ever.

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